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sailorsaturnn is 60% done

I never thought I’d be as heated as I was for the Christmas sequence. My chest HURTS. PHILIP GTFO OUT OF MY FACE

— Jun 25, 2026 10:16AM

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sailorsaturnn is 70% done

He’s actually so misogynistic and thinks he’s entitled to women mannnn I pray that whatever bullshit unfolds because of his stupid little fantasies backfires

— Jun 25, 2026 11:24AM

sailorsaturnn is 64% done

HO ARE YOU OK? IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS? DUMB DUMB ASS ASS

— Jun 25, 2026 11:06AM

sailorsaturnn is 50% done

I’m heated bro. He’s actually so naive I can’t believe it. Ambrose is ROLLING in his grave

— Jun 25, 2026 09:16AM

sailorsaturnn is 45% done

Falling for the EASIEST tricks in the book final boss. Letting his guard down so easily just being wooed by your COUSIN. You’re giddy over your COUSIN. Your GUARDIAN’S WIDOW. This mess…

— Jun 25, 2026 08:48AM

sailorsaturnn is 42% done

OH THIS IS REAL TEA

— Jun 24, 2026 08:17PM

sailorsaturnn is 30% done

— Jun 21, 2026 04:09AM

sailorsaturnn is 27% done

Classic audiobooks be so immersive and then they hit you with the 20 seconds worth of casual anti-blackness and then go along with their day 🙂

— Jun 09, 2026 06:48AM