Salomé’s Reviews > Half City > Status Update
Salomé
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the friend group is what keeps me going. they’re so cute and funny
— Jun 25, 2026 06:30PM
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Salomé’s Previous Updates
Salomé
is 91% done
⚠️wearing a condom is not to just prevent pregnancy⚠️ i need straight ppl to lock in
— Jun 26, 2026 12:09AM
Salomé
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« we are not student and teacher anymore »
you 👏🏽 never 👏🏽 were 👏🏽
since the beginning she talks to him like he’s another student. he literally never had any authority over her so the trope is 🚮
— Jun 25, 2026 05:42PM
you 👏🏽 never 👏🏽 were 👏🏽
since the beginning she talks to him like he’s another student. he literally never had any authority over her so the trope is 🚮
Salomé
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im sorry but she is so annoying. and he is also so annoying with his dimple and sad boy aura
— Jun 25, 2026 03:44PM
Salomé
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« why are you always leaning against things? are you very off-balanced or something? »
ok that was funny. she’s very buffy summer coded ☀️🖤
— Jun 25, 2026 11:55AM
ok that was funny. she’s very buffy summer coded ☀️🖤
Salomé
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« « it’s viv » i hate my full name. it’s dated and formal. vaguely french, which i am not. my mother insisted on it and my father only ever called me viv. »
why bother giving her a longer name if it’s to shorten it. i actually hate that every books does that, it’s so american.
— Jun 25, 2026 10:52AM
why bother giving her a longer name if it’s to shorten it. i actually hate that every books does that, it’s so american.

