Amy Lou’s Reviews > The Chosen > Status Update

He stayed for the same reason he had gone out. When you were contemplating cheating on your mate, it was not easy on the conscience. And not something you wanted to do in the home you shared with her. Oh dear. I'm not surprised, but... shit.

“And I fed him, as well. I gave him the tenderloin left over from last night, but I warmed it up and served it with fresh whole carrots, pumpkin mash, and green beans. Everything was organic, of course.” Jeez this dog has a better diet than I do

He cared not for sex, at least not that sort. Indeed, he remained a virgin, for the whores had always demanded far more than he could pay for what was betwixt their thighs—and besides, he was not that interested in such well-plowed fields. - - - LOL what an insult, and in olde English too.

At least he kept consciousness this time, though. Whoo-hoo, his ego crooned. Baby steps, you lame motherfucker, baby steps.
-- Poor Trez hahaha