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discotigers is 25% done

“That was a good idea. Anne stood up so quickly, her vision blackened at the edges.”

truly, nothing discriminates less than your iron deficiency that doesn’t give a fuck about your newfound lesbianism or whether or not you’ve just confessed your undying love to your best friend

— Jun 26, 2026 07:46AM

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discotigers is 62% done

How many calories did you burn coming out three different times to four people in one day?

finally the real questions

— Jun 28, 2026 01:58AM

discotigers is 49% done

oh my god the girls are fighting. i feel sick, i can’t do this

— Jun 27, 2026 07:40AM

discotigers is 17% done

“Anne, I need you to be very, very clear with me right now. You’re proposing a permanent and exclusive commitment, possibly with cohabitation, that’s entirely platonic. Do I have that right?”

no one in the world perhaps relates to the “and then they were roommates” vine the way anne does, i just know it

— Jun 26, 2026 07:26AM

discotigers is 17% done

“Dense pain impaled her chest. Maybe she was having a heart attack. Maybe this was exactly what a heart attack felt like. Her heart, attacked.”

lesbians are SO dramatic i love us

— Jun 26, 2026 05:12AM

discotigers is starting

kimberly from goodreads—who i’ve been acquainted with for a grand total of 60 minutes— reviewed this book “poignant and sexy AF” and really, what more incentive is even necessary?

— Jun 25, 2026 06:52AM