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"I never claim to be Prince charming, and my love isn't a fairy tale type of love. I am a fucked-up person with fucked-up morals. I won't write you poems or serenade you beneath the moonlight. But you are the only woman I have eyes for. Your enemies are my enemies, your friends are my friends, and if you wanted, I would burn down the world for you." 💗💗

"YOU ARE THE LIGHT TO MY DARK, SUNSHINE.
WITHOUT YOU, I AM LOST." 😭❤️❤️

The unwelcome ring of an incoming call interrupted our obscene symphony of moans and grunts, followed by a cool voice.
"This is Alex"
"No, I'm free to talk. What happened with the Wilbur development?"
Free to talk? HE WAS STILL INSIDE ME!...
"Don't make a sound," he warned. "This is an important call."
😝😝🤭

"Alex, the piece costs $40,000."
"Really? Shit."
"I'm sure we can-"
"I thought it was expensive."
AVA GOT A RICH DADDY 😂

Alex's eyes narrowed. "No? Then who, pray tell, is your type?"
It was too early for this."Um..." I scrambled to think of a safe answer."Ian Somerhalder?"
UH-HUH I LIKE VAMPS TOO 😂

I open my eyes and yawned...
I look up, up- straight into a pair of familiar green eyes.
He flicked his gaze down. I followed it...and realized, to my abject horror, that I was touching Alex Volkov's dick. Unintentionally, and he had on sweats, but still
I. Was. Touching. Alex. Volkov's. Dick.
And it was hard 😂😂😂

He angled his chin towards the DVD on the table."You brought two movies. What's the second one?"
My thighs clenched, and I gritted out,"Marley & Me"
"Put it in."
Pit it-oh, the DVD.
I needed to get my mind out of gutter.
OH YEH U DAMN SHOULD 🤣🤣

"I feel it dripping all over me"
"You're -you-no, I'm not!" I sputtered...Oh my God, what if I was?... I had to move to Antarctica 😂😂
"I'm talking about your bleeding heart," he drawled. "What did you think I was talking about?"
"I-you-" Forget Antarctica. I had to move to Mars.
LOL 😂😂