Zana’s Reviews > The World Keeps Ending, and the World Goes On > Status Update
Zana
is 7% done
“I was born from an apocalypse
and have come to tell you what I know—which is that the apocalypse began
when Columbus praised God and lowered his anchor. It began when a continent
was drawn into cutlets. It began when Kublai Khan told Marco, Begin
at the beginning. By the time the apocalypse began, the world had already ended.”
Oh man this SLAPS
— Jun 26, 2026 06:02PM
and have come to tell you what I know—which is that the apocalypse began
when Columbus praised God and lowered his anchor. It began when a continent
was drawn into cutlets. It began when Kublai Khan told Marco, Begin
at the beginning. By the time the apocalypse began, the world had already ended.”
Oh man this SLAPS
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Zana
is 16% done
“As a child,
I couldn’t believe my luck: born
in the best country on Earth.
Now I know better. So what.”
— Jun 26, 2026 07:29PM
I couldn’t believe my luck: born
in the best country on Earth.
Now I know better. So what.”
Zana
is 9% done
“Sixty-six million years after the end of the world, I click purchase
on an emergency go-bag from Amazon. When it arrives, I’ll use my teeth
to tear open the plastic, unzip the pack stitched by girls who look like me
but for their N95s, half a judgment day away, no evacuation plan in sight.”
— Jun 26, 2026 06:09PM
on an emergency go-bag from Amazon. When it arrives, I’ll use my teeth
to tear open the plastic, unzip the pack stitched by girls who look like me
but for their N95s, half a judgment day away, no evacuation plan in sight.”
Zana
is 9% done
“Am I greedy for comfort
if I ask you not to kill my friends—if I beg you to press your heel
against my throat—please, not enough to ruin me,
but just so—just so I can almost see your face—”
— Jun 26, 2026 06:08PM
if I ask you not to kill my friends—if I beg you to press your heel
against my throat—please, not enough to ruin me,
but just so—just so I can almost see your face—”
