Katie Pagliaro’s Reviews > All This Twisted Glory > Status Update

and my husbands are on the move again let’s go.

cyrus and hazan should kiss for me challengers style i think.

no?? just me??
ok.

cyrus saying show of hands who here wants me dead was not on my bingo card

oh my god hazan is in love with alizeh.

no it’s okay i’ll take cyrus off her hands
i’ll honestly take hazan too what did she do to deserve them.
SHE DOES HAVE ALL THE MEN WRAPPED AROUND HER FINGER OH MY WORD

oh my god hazan is manhandling cyrus i didn’t know i needed this until now.

HAZAN BEING SO GODFORSAKEN AS TO WHY SARRA WONT EXPRESS CONCERN FOR HER SON BLEEDING OUT ON THE GROUND. it’s the way he doesn’t even LIKE cyrus yet he’s so baffled as to why she is like Yay! Come In For Breakfast! You Tried to Kill My Son, and hazan is like YES? AND ARENT YOU GOING TO HELP HIM WHAT???

HAZAN IS GOING TO PROTECT CYRUS.

MY HUSBANDS.

oh my goodness hazan is obi wan and kamran is anakin

uh oh. the goon squad is inspecting my man.

i hope they slander him. yes yes kick him while he’s down!!!!

OH MY GOD CYRUS JUST CALLED THEM GOONS
WAS THAT NOT WHAT I CALLED THEM IN THE LAST BOOK.

now i have to marry him.