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This book is insane. I love it

„Shut the fuck up, Bouchette.“

10th time or something in two chapters that Gabriel said that. I think he likes Bellamy, I‘m not sure

Man, Gabriel went through so much shit before he was even sixteen. Poor guy ngl

„I‘ve sometimes thought the same myself,“ I confessed.
„Well, then, it seems the Almighty gifted you a functional brain. Huzzah and hurrah. They seem in rather short supply around this fucking place.“

Despite it being a book with a very dark plot, the humour is great and lightens the mood here and there again.

„There are three ways men view the women of the world, Gabriel. Enemies to be overcome. Prizes to be won. Or as people. My advice is choose the latter, my love. Lest they begin considering you the former.“

„Here.“
„What is that for?“ Jean-François demanded.
„I want you to take this coin to market, and buy me a fuck to give.“
„This is not the way stories are told, Silversaint.“
„I know. But I‘m hoping the suspense will kill you.“

I love Gabriel.