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Marta is 4% done

"I asked ChatGPT what to do"

LORD HELP ME

— Jun 27, 2026 06:00PM

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Marta is 97% done

BOY AQUARIUM BOY AQUARIUM BOY AQUARIUM

— Jun 30, 2026 05:19AM

Marta is 75% done

What the H E double hockey stick do you mean you felt your skin sparkle???
Listen, I don't want to sound ungrateful for the attempt at a wholesome, clean, not-stereotypical description of what it felt like when y'alls hands touched, but like ARE YOU EDWARD CULLEN???

— Jun 29, 2026 10:33AM