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MM Suarez
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"When you get right down to it, are these guys anything but a pile of dead bodies waiting to happen?"
— Jun 28, 2026 05:44AM
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MM Suarez
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"I can go two ways with you. I can use you to cut a deal with the cops. Or, dude, I chop your f*cking head off for a souvenir and just run back to Mexico with the 75 K I already got. Once I’m back in Margaritaville, no one can find me. So who’s the tool now?"
— Jun 30, 2026 09:58AM
MM Suarez
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"I have experience with sudden violence. And violence is like anything else, the more you do it, the more you get used to it. And the better you are at it."
— Jun 29, 2026 06:32AM
MM Suarez
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"Me, I’m all for bargaining. But first Rolf shoves me to the floor, yanks the gun from his shorts, and squeezes off two quick shots before he dives behind a table."
— Jun 27, 2026 06:10PM
MM Suarez
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"And I push Mickey down the rubbled east staircase of the Temple of Kukulcan. The first human sacrifice here in nearly a thousand years."
— Jun 26, 2026 07:19PM

