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Maliha
is 33% done
“Back at the hotel, I put in a perfect room service order—a Caesar salad, french fries, and a dirty gin martini—and nestle into the bed, hoping the NFL Network has some good classic games on-demand.”
bro watches sports for work AND for fun? i mean good for her but damn
— Jun 28, 2026 06:06AM
bro watches sports for work AND for fun? i mean good for her but damn
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Maliha’s Previous Updates
Maliha
is 89% done
“As far as I know, “Natty Ice, the Smooth Operator” has never rambled in her whole entire life. Until she rambled for me.”
the bar is so fucking low
— Jun 28, 2026 06:12AM
the bar is so fucking low
Maliha
is 80% done
“But maybe something, instead of nothing.”
NO fuck that, let natalie do something !!
— Jun 28, 2026 06:12AM
NO fuck that, let natalie do something !!
Maliha
is 76% done
i am sorry BUT YOU KNEW!!! why would you let that happen to you, it’s one thing to be blindsided and then there is this
— Jun 28, 2026 06:11AM
Maliha
is 55% done
“I act like I’m following rules set in stone from on high. But the only person who made the rules is me, and I’m also the only person who is enforcing them.”
attack 🫠🫠
— Jun 28, 2026 06:10AM
attack 🫠🫠
Maliha
is 53% done
“I’m very, very good at figuring out what people need, and besides writing, nothing in my life feels quite as good as figuring out what someone is seeking and giving it to them.”
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girl, do that for yourself too!
— Jun 28, 2026 06:09AM
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girl, do that for yourself too!
Maliha
is 52% done
“‘I like the way your sweat smells,’ I say, sucking at the skin above her armpit.”
i don’t usually yuck somebody’s yum but bruh-
— Jun 28, 2026 06:08AM
i don’t usually yuck somebody’s yum but bruh-
Maliha
is 22% done
“This is Sean’s personal mantra, and Casey and I have adopted it. Things going badly? Can’t change them? Find the good side and live in it, like choosing to walk on the sunny side of the street.”
love that advice
— Jun 28, 2026 06:05AM
love that advice
Maliha
is 18% done
“I know that the combination of black hair and green eyes gives me a striking, alien-like quality that can draw people in,”
now i am actually imagining an alien
— Jun 28, 2026 06:05AM
now i am actually imagining an alien
