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Chloe
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“Can you do this? Because if you are not able to hop on one foot you may as well kill yourself. Nobody will hire you. Nobody will marry you. Nobody will want to be your friend.”
— Jun 28, 2026 09:27AM
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Chloe
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“That’s not even original, said Logan. That’s Bart Simpson -
You don’t have to be original when your time is up said Thebes. Word to yer mama.”
— Jun 26, 2026 09:53AM
You don’t have to be original when your time is up said Thebes. Word to yer mama.”
Chloe
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“He shook his head slowly, sighed like a burned-out social worker with an impossible caseload, and said in a fake earnest voice, Yup, where are the fathers?”
— Jun 26, 2026 09:30AM
Chloe
is on page 53 of 274
IM SO EXCITED TO READ THIS (ESPECIALLY BECAUSE MY WORK BESTIE HAS LENDED IT TO ME)
The writing style is magnificent so I have now committed to putting quotes I like into my notes app
1. “It’s impossible to move through the stages of grief when a person is both dead and alive”
— Jun 25, 2026 11:40PM
The writing style is magnificent so I have now committed to putting quotes I like into my notes app
1. “It’s impossible to move through the stages of grief when a person is both dead and alive”
