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My pet is crawling up the side of her face, and I can see the fear in her
expression—it makes me chuckle.
“The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout. Down came the rain and washed… the spider… out.”
“Oh God,” she moans.
“Out came the sun and dried up… all the rain." I force out the
rest of the lyrics through gritted teeth. “The itsy… bitsy… spider…climbed up… the spout again.”
BRUH THE AUDIOBOOK IS UNHINGED!!

"Her ass grips the screwdriver, and I push it in more, until her greedy hole
devours the full handle. Then I let go of it, watching her pulse around the
metal trapped there."
BRO WTF!!

"I grimace at my own words. I sound like a knock-off Christian Grey,
without the whips and red room of sexual pain."
FS YOU'RE!

"I sit forward and open up my search bar, hunting to see if there’s any way
to perform a hysterectomy safely at home, but I fail to find a single article."
BRUH WTF!! IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND?? WELL, WHOM I'M KIDDING. HE'S A PSYCHO... HIS POV IS UNHINGED!!

CHAPTER 9!!!

"Go kiss your future husband, little sister. And when you do, you better think about me and all the ways I’ll fuck you in his blood."
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! I NEED HOLY WATER FOR MY EYES AND MIND!! SHE'S YOUR GODDAMN SIS!!!

WTH I'M LIKING IT! AM, I SICK😂

UH-HUH THIS IS TWISTED 🫣

I’m starting to realize that I might have a crush on Malachi
WHAT THE FU*CKING HELL!!! HE'S YOUR BROTHER!!