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"I don't have a problem with treason. I can stop any time." - John Perry
Okay, as utterly stupid as this plot may be, the humor still gleams.
— Jul 02, 2026 01:43PM
Okay, as utterly stupid as this plot may be, the humor still gleams.
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Colonists: "Ayyy, we're at the planet, where should we park?"
CU: "Just send your ship straight into the sun."
Colonists: "Uh. We'll be stuck, with no way to talk to anyone in the rest of the universe. And the ship is like a billion dollars, probably."
CU: "It'll be worth it."
What.the.fuck.
The entire premise has jumped the shark. This series is fun, but has lost all touch with reality.
— Jun 29, 2026 05:26PM
CU: "Just send your ship straight into the sun."
Colonists: "Uh. We'll be stuck, with no way to talk to anyone in the rest of the universe. And the ship is like a billion dollars, probably."
CU: "It'll be worth it."
What.the.fuck.
The entire premise has jumped the shark. This series is fun, but has lost all touch with reality.
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I didn't particularly enjoy Ghost Brigades, so why am I giving this series another shot...?
I've been playing too much Dark Souls and Elden Ring, and I don't know that I can handle something all that cerebral at the moment. Space lobsters and explosions? Sure, whatever.
— Jun 22, 2026 09:07PM
I've been playing too much Dark Souls and Elden Ring, and I don't know that I can handle something all that cerebral at the moment. Space lobsters and explosions? Sure, whatever.
