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360 pages of these characters gravely repeating, “It is of no importance.” So when Pablo [SPOILER]s the [SPOILER] and Robert Jordan says, “It is of small importance” it hits like a ton of bricks. It’s like that I Think You Should Leave sketch where the guy burns his mouth on room-temp gazpacho.
Jul 03, 2026 07:22AM
For Whom the Bell Tolls

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crazy reveal that Robert Jordan is just a professor on sabbatical. Indiana Jones-ass professor.
Jun 27, 2026 08:48AM
For Whom the Bell Tolls


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