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Sometimes it seems like my father's cheese has slipped off his cracker, if you know what I mean. He's one grape short of a fruit salad, if you catch my drift. His corn hasn't been cut off the cob. His potato was peeled with a dull spoon. Someone let his onion boil for a little too long. In other words, there's something a little bit wrong with him.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M LAUGHING MY SOCKS OFF W/ THIS.
— Apr 23, 2017 08:49PM
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M LAUGHING MY SOCKS OFF W/ THIS.
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