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MERKENZIE THIS ISNT FOR LITTLE KIDS LIKE YOU

'[MERKENZIE] froze. “I’m being pervy again, aren’t I?”
Yeah, but I like it, I almost blurted.'

“[MERKENZIE] buried me on Valentine’s Day?”

“Mmm, a meat smoothie. Sounds delicious.”

'[MERKENZIE] let out a tortured groan. “You must think I’m a pervert.”
“Yes.”'

'“Your water pressure is incredible,” [MERKENZIE] said.
“Oh, uh. Thanks.”
“What kind of showerhead is this?”'

"[MERKENZIE] was here, she was alive, right behind me, pulling the shower curtain open from the sound of it."

"Hell, you’ll probably hear me [and MERKENZIE] banging around down there the whole time.”

"[MERKENZIE], the big, scary, bearded, antisocial bastard everyone in town avoided."

“Close your mouth and cover your face,” I told [MERKENZIE]. “I’m going to open the lid, and dirt will fall in.”