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I’m wearing an old nightgown. The pink and purple flowers have faded into the same color, and my spindly legs stick out beneath it. So many blue veins. My grey hair is tucked into a bun, and a few wiry hairs stick out on the sides. I’m wearing a huge pair of glasses. My eyes are magnified behind them.

💀💀💀 the ultimate serial killer attire