Katie Pagliaro’s Reviews > Every Spiral of Fate > Status Update

cyrus can i just hug you

he’s my baby

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR DAD KILLED HIMSELF

I SEE YOU SHATTER ME STRIKETHROUGHS


oh… it’s his checklist from the devil before he dies.

“you think to accuse a man of dishonor but you disrespect HER in the process. and if you cannot see that you deserve to be called out and cut down for your behavior just now then you are not the man i thought you were”

OH. OH.
HAZAN OF ARYA EVERYONE.

hazan.
you fucking feminist.

congratulations you just dethroned dorian.

omg he actually turned to dust.
he literally dissipated just like he said he would.

o: your bloods clear?
a: yeah gimme a knife i’ll show you
c+k: NO—-

jaimie, finn. sit down.

hazan stop goofy grinning and just take your credit you were right they were wrong you’re smart they’re dumb.

he lives for fact checking cyrus’s life it’s honestly the best thing ever.

1.) why is hazan tossing a dagger in his hands. stop being hot AND petty.
2.) OH MY GOD CYRUS IS TELLING THEM HE CAN TALK TO THE DRAGONS THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

hazan really wants everyone to know he’s not a lunatic and that cyrus does have a telepathic relationship with animals

BECAUSE HES RIGHT. HES SO ME. like i would totally be like “yes. and how will your dragons tells us when it’s safe. in excruciating detail please share how they will COMMUNICATE the area is safe TO YOU.” it’s been 200 pages and he hasn’t let up on this theory

akbar is giving the speech of a lifetime, and cyrus just cuts him off and goes: it’s just one room??? just one BIG ROOM?

one small room.

FUCK.

IM CRYING????????