Jordan Couch’s Reviews > The Emperor's Enemy > Status Update
Jordan Couch
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What is happening right now! Love Zora, she’s crazy. Tarantula & Aleksander…like I wanna hate them but I don’t. WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAANN!??
— Jul 04, 2026 09:28PM
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Jordan Couch
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“Thou art a harlot for showing thine ankles”- Tarantula probably
— Jul 07, 2026 06:25PM
Jordan Couch
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OH! Well that’s gonna complicate things later :|
Also, LOVE Squire. He’s a gem, must be protected.
— Jul 02, 2026 09:00PM
Also, LOVE Squire. He’s a gem, must be protected.
