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One of the pieces in this box is styled to look like a Little Golden Book, and the text inside is so small I need a magnifying glass to read it.
— Jul 05, 2026 10:18PM
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Punk
is 55% done
ANOTHER pet death. I saw this one coming and skipped ahead though. In the bound book with the sage green cover.
— Jul 04, 2026 04:27PM
Punk
is 50% done
This sentence is bananas and isn't any less bananas in context:
"The possibility of the empty house enveloped me like a sleeping bag and tugged the drawstrings of my crotch tight."
— Jul 04, 2026 03:54PM
"The possibility of the empty house enveloped me like a sleeping bag and tugged the drawstrings of my crotch tight."
Punk
is 20% done
Jesus Christ even the anthropomorphic bees are homophobic? Could we just not.
— Jul 03, 2026 08:32AM
Punk
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The pet death in this just wrecked me, and I wish I could have opted out. It's on the last four or five pages in the huge booklet you read like a newspaper that has a green suburban street on the front page.
— Jun 27, 2026 05:20PM