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Herz would have been a FINE name on its own, especially if Boy chose it himself but nooooooo

Are you actually fucking serious.

"das Herz des Schattens”

GOD FORBID Boy have an identity outside of you.

Back again with the “why is is Boy and not Junge” question bc we’re slapping random German everywhere else

I still have no information on what being Rumple’s Heart actually entails. Clearly it’s not that he can’t travel between realms without it since he was doing that long before Boy was born.

And how did Boy’s grandma know his name? And would it have killed Rumple to say “here this golden collar has some of my shadow magic and will keep you safe”?

I’m sorry that’s fucking lazy having Rumple’s SHADOWS fill Boy in on what’s happening
BC GOD FORBID THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER IN A SMUT BOOK

ALSO
Is the heart thing literal?? Like with Red and Oma? Or is this a metaphorical kind of thing??
I’m not holding out hope that we find out

“tightened orbs”
Jail for this alone

Ok no the name thing is pissing me off now bc the explanation makes sense but the execution is off

So the boys are named “Boy” but the girls are named “Mädchen” (the word “girl” in German)? I’m sorry, either commit to the bit and call the girls “Girl” or the boys the German word for boy (Junge)

I feel like we just did this to be edgy

Maybe I’m just not a fated mates kind of person (ironic bc I love soulmate AUs) but idk like YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIM
YOU HAVENT HAD A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION

The shadow magick is really fascinating, I really liked that explanation
That being said, I am just not feeling it
Like y’all barely said 30 words to each other before shit got started and I am just. Not. Compelled.
Also, I get it’s a dark romance book but there really is a lot of dub con vibes where I’m not sure they’re supposed to be? Like B doesn’t know anything and he’s dependant on R for survival

Bruh that’s just rude