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Kaitlin is 29% done

“Do give Hal to my regards once this is all over. Make sure to tell him that if he’s playing at being emperor even half as convincingly as he played being in love with you, no doubt the people will soon be throwing themselves at his feet.”

I SAID CHILLLLL

— Jul 08, 2026 02:02PM

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Kaitlin is 92% done

years yall. YEEAAARRRSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

— Jul 09, 2026 01:41PM

Kaitlin is 85% done

TIME ALLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OUT

— Jul 09, 2026 01:15PM

Kaitlin is 84% done

We were always doomed. Right from the very beginning. And now, it seems, we’ve reached the end. He is my greatest love, and my worst regret. He’s is a secret I’ve kept, and will keep, for the rest of my life.

spare. me. i’m. dying.

— Jul 09, 2026 01:11PM

Kaitlin is 82% done

IM BACK IN THE BOX AGAIN AAAHHHHHHH
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPENN

— Jul 09, 2026 01:01PM

Kaitlin is 79% done

What would she say if she knew what happened between Sheen and me, and is it wrong that I’m thinking about kissing her if only to compare what it felt like kissing him?

darling Flint. there’s this trope that we have no where we actually don’t have to choose 🤗

— Jul 09, 2026 12:49PM

Kaitlin is 76% done

“I think there’s been some mistake. Why are they calling me that?”
“It appears they think you’re a god.”
“But I’m not a god. I’m just…”
“You’re not just anything.”
“Tell them. Fox, tell them I’m not who they think I am.”
“I’ll do no such thing. I’ve never been particularly devout, but if anyone could convert me, it’s you.”

— Jul 09, 2026 12:14PM

Kaitlin is 73% done

YES HE LIKES YOU DUMMY AHAJFBAOFNWOSNSOFBAKCKOAM

— Jul 09, 2026 11:45AM

Kaitlin is 73% done

FINALLY AAAHHHHHHHH

— Jul 09, 2026 11:45AM

Kaitlin is 53% done

“I’ll show you if you like.”
“What?”
“The world.”

— Jul 09, 2026 10:11AM

Kaitlin is 46% done

IVE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS SINCE BOOK ONE PLEASE GTFO