Nicole Davis’s Reviews > A Game of Thrones: Part 1: A Storm of Swords > Status Update

-The wildlings march on the wall but the nights watch defeats them, and because the previous person in charge died, now Jon is in charge of the wall
-Arya is still traveling with the Hound and suggests they travel north to the wall do she can be ransomed to Jon. I have no idea what happens next

-Jaime has returned to Kings landing and had sex with his sister 🤮. Brienne is broken from the news of the Red wedding. Tywin is furious with Jaime for not stepping down from the king's guard.
-Davos has sent Eddic Storm away to escape being sacrificed. Stannis is not happy and threatens to take Ser Davos' life, but Davos whips out a paper and reads. Not really sure how that will save him but ok

-Sansa attends the wedding breakfast where Joffrey gets many a gift, such as a a sword made of Valyrian steal that he dubs WidowsWail, and Tyrion now believes Joffrey was who sent assassins after Bran
-Joffrey gets married and is poisoned and dies YIPPEE, Tyrion is accused of the murder
-Sansa runs off with Dontos to a ship where she fins out Little Finger has been plotting for her to escape. creepy bitch

-Bran and his crew are at Nightfort where they meet Sam who crawls out a well to bring them to Coldhands who I think is the uncle. The door was a mouth, it was weird
-Daenerys is trying to take Mereen and learns Jorah was a traitor and Arstan is actually Barristan the Bold. She gonna send em both in the sewer
-Tyrion told Sansa of her familys death. Robb and his wolf were mutilated. Tyrion is gonna marry off Shae

-Tyrion still hasn't slept with Sansa, the Lannisters now know of Robbs death and Joffrey is a loser who has been told "a man who must say he is the king is no king"
-Stannis is considering sacrificing the bastard so he can awaken his "stone dragon" and Ser Davos is learning how to read, and by doing so learned of the danger in the North
-Jon and his men stopped the wildlings, and Yigrette is dying😬

-Arya has made it to the wedding with the Hound
-The Red Wedding finally happened Catelyn=💀 Robb=💀
-Arya finds out that the Freys betrayed her mother and father, and when the Hound pronounces them dead, she runs to them, but is taken in the back of the head by the hound

-Jon has made it back to castle black, trying to warn everyone of the impending wildlings, and he then learns of the betrayal within the crows and that his brothers are dead and Winterfell burned to the ground
-Catetlyn, Jon and his army all arrive to the Twins where they are suspiciously greeted with open arms. Catelyn learns that Bolton's bastard has Theon. Jon now has Boltons army, who I don't trust.

-Sam is traveling with Gilly and her babe when they get cornered by wights. But all of a sudden, crowd show up to peck apart the monsters, and they are saved by an unknown man in black who has stone fingers.
-Arya is being taken with the Hound to the wedding at the Twins, because he wants the ransom.

-Jaime went back to get Brienne of Tarth because he's slowly becoming better
-Catelyn marchers with her son and his host to the twin towers for the Red wedding, she made his wife stay behind at Riverun, and will be shoved to another kingdom herself to keep her safe.

-Daenerys successfully takes the city Yunkai with the help of Daario Naharis who is charge of the Stonecrows. She likes him ❤️
-Arya runs away when they figure out how to ransom her, and she is caught by the Hound.