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Kaitlin is 30% done

if they don’t make out in the next ten seconds i’m throwing my phone

— 23 hours, 34 min ago

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Kaitlin’s Previous Updates

Kaitlin is 92% done

years yall. YEEAAARRRSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

— 16 hours, 42 min ago

Kaitlin is 85% done

TIME ALLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OUT

— 17 hours, 8 min ago

Kaitlin is 84% done

We were always doomed. Right from the very beginning. And now, it seems, we’ve reached the end. He is my greatest love, and my worst regret. He’s is a secret I’ve kept, and will keep, for the rest of my life.

spare. me. i’m. dying.

— 17 hours, 12 min ago

Kaitlin is 82% done

IM BACK IN THE BOX AGAIN AAAHHHHHHH
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPENN

— 17 hours, 22 min ago

Kaitlin is 79% done

What would she say if she knew what happened between Sheen and me, and is it wrong that I’m thinking about kissing her if only to compare what it felt like kissing him?

darling Flint. there’s this trope that we have no where we actually don’t have to choose 🤗

— 17 hours, 34 min ago

Kaitlin is 76% done

“I think there’s been some mistake. Why are they calling me that?”
“It appears they think you’re a god.”
“But I’m not a god. I’m just…”
“You’re not just anything.”
“Tell them. Fox, tell them I’m not who they think I am.”
“I’ll do no such thing. I’ve never been particularly devout, but if anyone could convert me, it’s you.”

— 18 hours, 9 min ago

Kaitlin is 73% done

YES HE LIKES YOU DUMMY AHAJFBAOFNWOSNSOFBAKCKOAM

— 18 hours, 38 min ago

Kaitlin is 73% done

FINALLY AAAHHHHHHHH

— 18 hours, 38 min ago

Kaitlin is 53% done

“I’ll show you if you like.”
“What?”
“The world.”

— 20 hours, 12 min ago

Kaitlin is 46% done

IVE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS SINCE BOOK ONE PLEASE GTFO