Chelsea’s Reviews > Masters of Death > Status Update
Chelsea
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Death's thoughts on love and other feelings very much match my own "THESE ARE DUMB, I DON'T LIKE IT"
— 4 hours, 21 min ago
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Chelsea’s Previous Updates
Chelsea
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"Do demons drink Starbucks?"
"We do when it tastes like diabetes"
I AM DYING
— 23 hours, 17 min ago
"We do when it tastes like diabetes"
I AM DYING
Chelsea
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"It's not cute. We're German. Nothing is cute im German."
The accuracy 🤣🤣
— Jul 08, 2026 09:13AM
The accuracy 🤣🤣
