Jaiden Phillips’s Reviews > October Baby > Status Update

"Who came up with the idea to take a bean and turn it into a sandwich that tastes like a hamburger? Remotely. I mean, vegans try to tell you that tofu tastes like real beef. That is untrue."

"He's the owner and driver."
"C'mon, Truman, you're the one who told me to drive here."
"I don't even know your real name."
"What is wrong with you?"

"Sir, this is a library."

When you read it in all the voices because you've watched the movie like a million times😂