Grace’s Reviews > Wild Side > Status Update

“But no I’m not just a wrestler. I’m a dad, I’m a friend, and I’m a husband to Tabitha Garrison, the mega-hot brunette who makes the best carbonara in the world. And it strikes me that this is my favorite thing I’ve ever been.”
SHUT RHE FUCK UP

TABITHA YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER ME! HE PUT THE MASK ON HELL YEAHHHHH

“Someone who cares put together this room, and it makes my heart fall hard on a heavy stutter step. No one has ever put a room together for me.
But Tabitha did.”
I’m going to FREAK OUT. Tears are obviously in my eyes because I cry over everything but OMG

The bits where Rhys is “Wild Side” (shitty wrestling name if I’m honest, would be a better finisher or signature move name) are a little cringy but professional wrestling is based in being a little cringy

“Girl. Have you met men? Everything about them is exhausting.” PREACH TABITHA

“‘I promise to love you completely and unconditionally, today and every day, and to stand at your side always, wherever life takes us together.’ The last line is bittersweet on my tongue. Sweet because in so many ways, this could be us. Maybe in another lifetime, those things could be true.” OHHHHH

“Erika! Aunt Tabby Cat and Ree are getting married!” The way there was immediately tears in my eyes after reading this sentence

“She’s having fun. It’s good for her. And if mocking me is what brings her joy, then whatever. I can take it.” IM GIGGLING

I know Elsie wants me to picture Roman Reigns when it comes to Rhys and him being a professional wrestler but I fear I’m only picturing CM Punk

YEAH TABBY STAND YOUR GROUND!