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average human is 80% done

These nicknames are rapidly beginning to creep/ weird me out

— 6 hours, 7 min ago

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average human is 99% done

Not enough stimulation I guess. Really a big slog to get to the end. When things start picking up. But I didn’t like the ending. So.

2.5. The spice was nice. At the beginning. It got boring real quick. Rounded down. Cause I got really bored.

— 1 hour, 44 min ago

average human is 97% done

Omg this bro talk feels so sexist mysiginistic stupid and dumb as fuck and conservative and single hindered

— 2 hours, 5 min ago

average human is 95% done

AHAHHHHHHHHH. OMG MISUNDERSTANDINGSSSSSS

OMFG
PMO

— 2 hours, 19 min ago

average human is 93% done

Ok both of them suck. Because what was that round about ass argument. Sophie literally said what happened. And gabri keeps demanding answers. Like bro tf???? But then Sophie keeps bringing up unimportant topics. Girl idc about your whole monologue just get to the point.

Oml they both suck

— 2 hours, 32 min ago

average human is 89% done

Mcc. Just tell Gabriel. Oml

— 2 hours, 59 min ago

average human is 80% done

I’m bored

— 6 hours, 6 min ago

average human is 29% done

Lmfao I love that she doesn’t swim in Gabriel’s clothing

— Jul 07, 2026 01:25AM