Gaspar Machado’s Reviews > The Iliad & The Odyssey > Status Update
Gaspar Machado
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It's so weird how a regular ass guy can hit Aphrodite like that. Sure, Athena blessed him or whatever, but it feels to wound a god just like that
— 8 hours, 9 min ago
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Gaspar Machado
is on page 64 of 752
"Yo dude, I'm definitely not a god, can you like, break a ceasefire real quick? Your chief would definitely like that, and I don't mean Zeus, though he would like that. I am not a Athena"
— Jul 06, 2026 01:44PM
Gaspar Machado
is on page 60 of 752
This is giving me the vibe that gods are always disguising themselves to trick mortals to the point that everyone knows when fuckin Aphrodite is trying to pass off as an elderly woman
Like come on, you could've put a bit more effort in hiding yourself, Aphrodite.
— Jul 06, 2026 01:33PM
Like come on, you could've put a bit more effort in hiding yourself, Aphrodite.
Gaspar Machado
is on page 44 of 752
I can't keep up with all the names being thrown at me
— Jun 12, 2026 01:07AM
Gaspar Machado
is on page 30 of 752
So Zeus is a horrible husband AND a tricky bastard? How many more red flags can we fit into one god?
— Jun 02, 2026 07:36PM
Gaspar Machado
is on page 18 of 752
Saying outloud that you like random girl over your wife has gotta be the most shameless thing I've ever seen
— Jun 02, 2026 05:16AM
Gaspar Machado
is on page 11 of 752
I ain't gonna remember all these names man
— Jun 02, 2026 05:14AM
