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edie roth is 83% done

this is such an impossible situation and he’s handling it so well

— 11 hours, 32 min ago

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edie roth is 86% done

shit.

— 11 hours, 11 min ago

edie roth is 85% done

if this causes a third act breakup i’m going to fight someone

— 11 hours, 17 min ago

edie roth is 84% done

YOURE BEING SO STUPID STOP HURTING HIM

— 11 hours, 22 min ago

edie roth is 82% done

girl.

— 11 hours, 33 min ago

edie roth is 73% done

ANYONE COULD SEE YOU TWO

— 12 hours, 22 min ago

edie roth is 72% done

god this is exactly how you do a love confession

— 12 hours, 28 min ago

edie roth is 62% done

“having your shit together is not a prerequisite for love”

— Jul 10, 2026 04:57AM

edie roth is 62% done

HOW did we just pronounce sincerity?!??

— Jul 10, 2026 04:55AM

edie roth is 41% done

FRYING PAN NAME DROP WESSIE PLEASE SEE THIS

— Jul 09, 2026 07:39PM

edie roth is 7% done

maybe i misheard but i could’ve sworn she said she lived on 125th so why would she ever subject herself to the 7nd the instead of the 96th one

— Jul 07, 2026 09:56AM

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