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… I’m scared. How about we end it here and pretend they all lived happily ever after?

Note to self, don’t only get rid of fingerprints the police can also use palm prints…

This is why you don’t trust stupid people to help you cover up a murder -.-

Note to self, disposing of a body sounds exhausting

He had it coming, he had it coming 👏👏👏
He only had himself to blame 👏👏👏
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same!

I vote we kill him.
Siri, how do you kill a fictional character?

I’m already in love with this :)