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a fleshmancer named grigorio is currently trying to combine the 2 separated halves of a mantaur (not what you might think) while carl and donut drive through a factory filled with dolls made of flavored cocaine that was manufactured for children! (this is why i can’t explain this book to people)

page 302 w/o context “there’s this satan guy, who keeps saying, “ I hope none of these tubes lead to my butthole”
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