derrick’s Reviews > Red, White & Royal Blue > Status Update

why is harry potter the only novel series mainstream authors know?

im crine who calls up an ex classmate to ask “am i gay?? no ik we jerked off in front of each other and made out… but does that make me gay??”

> makes out with guy for an hour
>> claims he’s still straight

mentions of israel and anti-taylor swift… oh ik what you are casey

not the israel and netanyahu mention