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“I'll tell you,” said Vimes. “A monarch's an absolute ruler, right? The head honcho—“
“Unless he's a queen,” said Carrot.
Vimes glared at him, and then nodded.
“OK, or the head honchette—“
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There's something in the air in this city, he thought. If the Creator had said, “Let there be light” in Ankh-Morpork, he’d have got no further because of all the people saying, “What color?”