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Alyssa is 21% done

You have this fine ass man shirtless in front of you and you’re thinking of Alex!?

— Jul 12, 2026 02:21PM

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Alyssa’s Previous Updates

Alyssa is 89% done

I’m gonna throw myself out of the window if that was foreshadowing

— Jul 12, 2026 09:03PM

Alyssa is 72% done

WHO DID THIS TO YOU URG OMGONGONGOMGOMG

— Jul 12, 2026 06:46PM

Alyssa is 61% done

Don’t make unnecessary journeys, don’t take risks on treacherous roads😩😩😩

— Jul 12, 2026 05:58PM

Alyssa is 59% done

Gideon the man that you are

— Jul 12, 2026 05:42PM

Alyssa is 58% done

I’m gonna crash out

— Jul 12, 2026 05:39PM

Alyssa is 55% done

AHHHH I fucking knew it

— Jul 12, 2026 05:26PM

Alyssa is 49% done

YESSS finally some communication my God

— Jul 12, 2026 04:55PM

Alyssa is 43% done

Fuck Cressida, fuck Noah, fuck harrow

— Jul 12, 2026 04:24PM

Alyssa is 36% done

I knew I didn’t like this bitch

— Jul 12, 2026 03:54PM

Alyssa is 35% done

The gasp I just gusped

— Jul 12, 2026 03:21PM

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