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Lemon x Bash x Theo seems to be a possibility.
I think it’d be cute
“Order for Charlotte!” a barista called out.
“I’ll get it,” Bash said as he got up.
I nodded.
Lemon looked from Bash to Theo to me. “Are they with you?”
“Yeah. My father asked them to protect me,” I said.
— Jul 12, 2026 08:54PM
I think it’d be cute
“Order for Charlotte!” a barista called out.
“I’ll get it,” Bash said as he got up.
I nodded.
Lemon looked from Bash to Theo to me. “Are they with you?”
“Yeah. My father asked them to protect me,” I said.
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average human
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Ok this was amazing. I loved every moment of this. I’m very excited for Mac and Lemon’s stories. Omg this is soooooo good. Very excited for Mac.
5 stars. Amazing.
— Jul 16, 2026 01:45PM
5 stars. Amazing.
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A smack across my face woke me. When I tried to open my eyes, everything spun. I blinked to try and focus. The strong smell of gasoline filled my nose with each breath I took.
Another slap. “Wake up!” Mother’s voice roared.
“I’m awake!” I yelled back, and tried to bring my hands up to touch the back of my throbbing head. My wrists were caught by something.
— Jul 16, 2026 01:42AM
Another slap. “Wake up!” Mother’s voice roared.
“I’m awake!” I yelled back, and tried to bring my hands up to touch the back of my throbbing head. My wrists were caught by something.
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Wyatt snuck in that night. After he came through the window and closed it up, he threw me over his shoulder and carried me to the bed. I had to fight not to scream at suddenly being lifted. The moment he set me down on my feet next to the bed, he bent me over the side of it and fucked me. During the night, I woke him up two more times for more, and in the morning, we showered together.
— Jul 16, 2026 12:59AM
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He abruptly stopped. Every inch of him as still as a statue.
I reached up and touched the side of his face. “What’s wrong?”
“I’m not wearing a condom,” he said.
Oh. “I’m clean.”
“Not what I was worried about.”
“Can’t you just pull out—?”
— Jul 15, 2026 02:31AM
I reached up and touched the side of his face. “What’s wrong?”
“I’m not wearing a condom,” he said.
Oh. “I’m clean.”
“Not what I was worried about.”
“Can’t you just pull out—?”
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It took twenty minutes to get to Reid’s loft. It felt like it had been forever instead of a few weeks since I’d last been there.
I followed him inside. He set down his keys on the portable island in the center of the kitchen before turning to me. Curious as to what he was about to do, my eyes never left his as he slid his jacket off me and hung it up on a hook on the wall behind me next to the door.
— Jul 15, 2026 02:02AM
I followed him inside. He set down his keys on the portable island in the center of the kitchen before turning to me. Curious as to what he was about to do, my eyes never left his as he slid his jacket off me and hung it up on a hook on the wall behind me next to the door.
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Oh my lord all of ch 14 is golden
“Hi, I’m sorry to break this up.” I reached up and behind me to put my hand over Reid’s face. I felt the corners of his mouth stretch against my palm. “But this is mine,” I told her as nicely as I could.
I heard Mac snort.
“You’re very pretty,” I continued. “I’m sure you’d be able to get anyone else.”
— Jul 14, 2026 02:33AM
“Hi, I’m sorry to break this up.” I reached up and behind me to put my hand over Reid’s face. I felt the corners of his mouth stretch against my palm. “But this is mine,” I told her as nicely as I could.
I heard Mac snort.
“You’re very pretty,” I continued. “I’m sure you’d be able to get anyone else.”
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Loving this
I let go of Roe’s hand to squeeze up next to her and pulled out a hundred from my wristlet. Roe had bought everyone’s drinks last time. I wasn’t letting that happen again. It was my turn to pay for something.
— Jul 14, 2026 02:15AM
I let go of Roe’s hand to squeeze up next to her and pulled out a hundred from my wristlet. Roe had bought everyone’s drinks last time. I wasn’t letting that happen again. It was my turn to pay for something.
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Yuhhhh
“Your door was open and you took off your towel before I could say anything,” he said. “Besides, I’ve pretty much seen you naked already and you had no problem flaunting those tits in my face before. Why are you acting shy now?”
“One, I was still in a thong that morning you walked in on me and Roe.
— Jul 12, 2026 09:12PM
“Your door was open and you took off your towel before I could say anything,” he said. “Besides, I’ve pretty much seen you naked already and you had no problem flaunting those tits in my face before. Why are you acting shy now?”
“One, I was still in a thong that morning you walked in on me and Roe.
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“What the hell are you two doing here?” I heard Reid say in the living room around lunchtime.
I got up and headed out of my room. I had pretty much spent all morning being lazy in bed watching TV after my phone call with Prue.
“Babysitting,” Bash said.
I stepped out into the living room, trying not to look annoyed by that response.
— Jul 12, 2026 08:27PM
I got up and headed out of my room. I had pretty much spent all morning being lazy in bed watching TV after my phone call with Prue.
“Babysitting,” Bash said.
I stepped out into the living room, trying not to look annoyed by that response.
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A little bit after lunchtime, Bram came in from the garage and poked his head into the room. “Would you be okay for an hour alone? I got to run by work really quick.”
I was sitting in bed catching up on schoolwork. I looked up from the laptop I had borrowed from him. “Kane’s Motors? You own it, right?”
He nodded. “I do.”
— Jul 12, 2026 01:30PM
I was sitting in bed catching up on schoolwork. I looked up from the laptop I had borrowed from him. “Kane’s Motors? You own it, right?”
He nodded. “I do.”



Bash set my coffee down in front of me before returning to his table with his and Theo’s coffees.
“I’m talking about my biological father,” I clarified.
She was the picture of shock. “Oh, shit.”
I nodded. “Yeah. Turns out I’m not really a Kendry.”
“Order for Lemon,” the barista called.
Lemon didn’t move. She just continued to stare at me, stunned.
“Your order is ready, Lemon,” I said.
She finally blinked. “I should go get that.”
“I can get it for you,” Theo said as he stood and headed over to the pickup counter.
Lemon watched him walk over to the pickup counter, grab her drink, and walk back. She glanced away the moment he set her cup in front of her, as if she were too shy to face him up close. “Thank you,” she said softly.
My gaze flicked to Bash to see if he was as surprised as I was. He was staring at Lemon, his eyes roaming all over her. Theo returned to their table and that seemed to pull Bash’s attention toward his twin instead. Theo met his brother’s eyes for a moment before scooping up his coffee and scanning the rest of the café as he took a sip.
“I feel like coffee isn’t the appropriate drink for this conversation,” she said, drawing my attention back to her.
“I agree. After the last week and a half I’ve had, I could use a few drinks.” I sighed and glanced around us. No one was sitting close by other than the twins. “I guess if you’re comfortable listening, I should start from the beginning.”
I told her about my mother’s affair with Bram, how she’d gotten pregnant with me and lied to my father Noah about me being his. Then I jumped to after my father died. I only went over a few times Mother had hurt me in the past, just to give Lemon an idea of how bad it could get. I included how Mother had tried to sell me to the Carmichaels and hurt me when I hadn’t slept with Brandon right away. I explained how I’d found out I wasn’t truly Noah Kendry’s daughter and only had my birth father’s name to find him. Then I started talking about Roe and how he had always been different for me. I caught myself smiling when I talked about stealing the guys’ joint despite how awful that moment had been.
Lemon listened quietly the entire time I spoke. She looked sad in some parts, angry in others, and very surprised when I explained how I’d learned that Bram, the president of the Haven’s Rebels, was my biological father. Toward the end, where I was telling her about how Reid had rescued me from my house and brought me to Bram, she barely blinked.
There were things I left out. I didn’t talk about how my father had truly died, or go into spicy details with the guys, or tell her how Clay had showed up at Bram’s house.
“I’m so sorry you’ve had to endure all of that,” she said. “All these years, you were so good at hiding it. You always seemed…”
“Perfect?” I offered.
She nodded. Then, like a switch flipping, she went from calm to angry. “Your mom is a real bitch and deserves to be punched in the vag.” She pursed her lips as if to hold back from saying more. It didn’t work. “I’m sorry, but I seriously hope she chokes on a cock.”
Bash snorted but tried to cover it up by clearing his throat.
I smiled, thinking she would get along great with Mac. “I’m not thrilled with the thought, but I get your meaning and agree.”
“And Brandon.” She shook her head. “He acts like such a good guy at school, but I always got a bad vibe from him. I hope he gets a nasty infection and his dick falls off.”
I snorted and bit my lip to stop myself from laughing. It would hurt if I did.
Lemon grimaced. “Sorry.”
“Don’t be. Laughing is a good thing.” I finished off my coffee. “That was a lot of cock talk in under a minute.”
She laughed. “I guess I read too much smut.” She sighed as she calmed down. “Do you feel a little bit better after getting all that off your chest?”
I nodded. “Is there anything you want to unload?”
She leaned back in her chair as she pondered. “I think I’ll save my vent session for the next time we hang out, where there’s hopefully alcohol.” She leaned forward and set her arms on the table. “What do you say we head down the street to the bookstore? After seeing you smile when talking about Roe and his friends, I have a new romance trope I think you will thoroughly enjoy.” She grinned this little mischievous smile. “Then we can go across the street from the bookstore to the craft store. I know you like to draw and might need supplies, since you’re staying at your bio dad’s house. It’s not much, but maybe some retail therapy and being silly will help you take your mind off of things for a bit.”
That sounded like fun. “Okay.”