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John Mugabe
is on page 540 of 588
RIP Hector….
it should’ve been Paris.
RIP Patroclus….
it should’ve been Paris of Troy
RIP to all my Trojans and Akhaians….
it should’ve been that sniveling excuse of a man they call Paris of Troy.
I really need to work on my forgiveness skills😩
— Jul 13, 2026 11:24PM
it should’ve been Paris.
RIP Patroclus….
it should’ve been Paris of Troy
RIP to all my Trojans and Akhaians….
it should’ve been that sniveling excuse of a man they call Paris of Troy.
I really need to work on my forgiveness skills😩
John Mugabe
is on page 300 of 588
Halfway into this epic and Achilles hasn’t caught A SINGLE BODY?!?!??
He’s getting outshined by PARIS?!?? of all people?
What does my Goat🐐 have in store for me in this second half????😤
— Jul 12, 2026 10:14PM
He’s getting outshined by PARIS?!?? of all people?
What does my Goat🐐 have in store for me in this second half????😤