Noelle Blackham’s Reviews > The Last House on Needless Street > Status Update

Dumbest fucking twists of all twists

Like if a very specific twist isn’t the twist then ima be so irritated but also that specific twist also sucks ass

This feels so disjointed

How tf is this going to come together

“My mother would be very upset if she knew I had a homosexual cat” deep breaths deep breaths

Is calling her “kitten” really necessary