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Dear Stephen King, I know you can write. I know you can write a book. Please make this series good in the end.
— 11 hours, 21 min ago
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“The man in black fled across the desert…” But don’t worry. He’s just a random mention, not a real villain. There’s a spider baby instead. 😡
— 5 hours, 25 min ago
T.
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My advice to all writers: 1. It’s obnoxious as hell to write yourself into a book, particularly as a main character. 2. Having a villain baby is asinine, even if you find it necessary to dedicate 20+ pages to describing said baby’s penis.
— 6 hours, 10 min ago
T.
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Look I’m all for trials and tests along the hero’s journey but at some fucking point get to the main quest. I especially don’t need a description of a baby’s penis vs the goddamn dark tower
— 9 hours, 50 min ago
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If a vampire kills Oy, I’m driving to Stephen King’s house and having words
— 10 hours, 29 min ago
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Chapter 1: (Name) and the (Stupid things that don’t need to be in this series and are already in another book). Kill me.
— 11 hours, 10 min ago