T.’s Reviews > The Dark Tower > Status Update
T.
is on page 280 of 1050
Sure, the last book of an epic quest. Definitely worth sitting around listening to tapes for 100 pages.
— 5 hours, 35 min ago
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T.
is on page 393 of 1050
It’s distracting from a major character death when you have someone named Dinky hanging around.
— 1 hour, 10 min ago
T.
is on page 190 of 1050
“The man in black fled across the desert…” But don’t worry. He’s just a random mention, not a real villain. There’s a spider baby instead. 😡
— 17 hours, 5 min ago
T.
is on page 163 of 1050
My advice to all writers: 1. It’s obnoxious as hell to write yourself into a book, particularly as a main character. 2. Having a villain baby is asinine, even if you find it necessary to dedicate 20+ pages to describing said baby’s penis.
— 17 hours, 50 min ago
T.
is on page 88 of 1050
Look I’m all for trials and tests along the hero’s journey but at some fucking point get to the main quest. I especially don’t need a description of a baby’s penis vs the goddamn dark tower
— 21 hours, 31 min ago
T.
is on page 30 of 1050
If a vampire kills Oy, I’m driving to Stephen King’s house and having words
— 22 hours, 9 min ago