Status Update

carolyn is 16% done

poppy messy asf

— Jul 16, 2026 11:08PM

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carolyn’s Previous Updates

carolyn is 78% done

are we really doing this right now

— Jul 23, 2026 12:15PM

carolyn is 68% done

not them getting frisky in the hospital

— Jul 22, 2026 11:39PM

carolyn is 66% done

girl carry your epipen

— Jul 21, 2026 12:38PM

carolyn is 53% done

the dad shouldn’t be this invested lmao

— Jul 20, 2026 11:48PM

carolyn is 45% done

i’d like to make jack and carmy berzatto have a joint slay

— Jul 19, 2026 11:39PM

carolyn is 38% done

i’m getting whiplash

— Jul 19, 2026 10:47AM

carolyn is 23% done

— Jul 18, 2026 12:25AM

carolyn is 14% done

mm yes let’s surprise jack. what could go wrong!

— Jul 16, 2026 12:04AM

carolyn is 9% done

oh they both got attitude! i’m seated!

— Jul 15, 2026 04:01PM

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