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YOU ACTUAL IDIOT OF A WOMAN
(I swear I’m not hating on women seeing as I am one but HE WAS CONFESSING HIS REAL FEELINGS BC THEY ARE FAKE DATING AND SHE SAID WE SHOULD BREAK UP.)

OF COURSE YOU HAD TO SAY THE SAME THING HER EX ALWAYS SAID

YOU CAN REMEMBER WHEN SHE LIKES HER COFFEE HOT OR COLD BASED OFF THE WEATHER BUT YOU CANT REMEMBER THAT
OI

“And now that I know her lips taste like cherries—I suddenly love cherries.”

DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK ITS GIVING ALEC FROM FAKE SKATING?!?

So you’re telling me they are having a water fight in her kitchen and I’m struggling to get a text back?!?
Why can’t i live in a book?