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i asked chatgpt to roast bc i saw someone else do that.

Your study sessions are absolute chaos.
Open laptop.
Open Anki.
Open Arabic reader.
Open grammar notes.
Open ChatGPT.
Open Quran audio.
Open Python.
Open crochet tutorial.
Open novel draft.
Open YouTube.
Open another YouTube because the first one wasn't enough.

Your RAM:

"إِنَّا لِلَّهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ."

so accurate that it's no longer a roast