Lana Cay’s Reviews > Hook, Line + Star-Crossed > Status Update

“Being buttoned up is safer. It’s easier. It’s the only thing keeping me from accidentally putting his dick in my mouth during a sponge bath.”

ASPEN PLEEEEASE. 😂

“It’s not a kink. It’s a tribute. & you’re the altar.”

🧎‍♂️

“After everything we shared. After everything it felt like it could have been.”

This is exactly it right here. I think I could see how people might not buy into this “romance” off the rip, BUT this is off the porch chemistry. This is being wrapped up in that promise of more. 🙂‍↕️ I get it, Aspen girl. Come on …

This listen is cute so far. The stereotypical Nigerian references make me giggle. But if you asked me if I wanted chemistry on the back of a reality show marriage? Or if I even knew what that meant, 👀 Idk I would’ve taken you up on it. But I’m having a fun little flirty time.