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Krista Slaney🌻
is on page 32 of 70
Girl , if his 🍆 has the circumference of your ankle say goodbye to your lady parts forever!!! Is that even possible ?!?!😳😂😂😂
— Jul 19, 2026 04:49PM
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Krista’s Previous Updates
Krista Slaney🌻
is on page 56 of 70
If one refers to their penis as “a pole” I think you should be alarmed, not aroused! 😂💈🚨‼️
— Jul 20, 2026 07:16PM
Krista Slaney🌻
is on page 26 of 70
The fact that he used the term “cunnilingus” has me roaring!!! 😂 Although the story is set in medieval times . 🐱😂😂😂🐈
— Jul 18, 2026 07:15PM
Krista Slaney🌻
is on page 2 of 70
“All men are bastards .” You had me at page 2 🙌❤️😂
— Jul 15, 2026 08:53PM