Status Update

Evan Hernandez is 53% done

Franklin, I am now dedicated to you! I promise…

— Jul 21, 2026 06:57PM

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Evan’s Previous Updates

Evan Hernandez is 91% done

Phenomenal life story!

— Aug 08, 2026 05:19AM

Evan Hernandez is 81% done

I’m definitely reading about the titanic next…more to come

— Aug 04, 2026 06:03PM

Evan Hernandez is 74% done

Shit is hitting the fan

— Aug 01, 2026 09:01AM

Evan Hernandez is 69% done

— Jul 28, 2026 05:42PM

Evan Hernandez is 64% done

— Jul 26, 2026 05:21PM

Evan Hernandez is 59% done

— Jul 21, 2026 06:58PM

Evan Hernandez is 53% done

“I am truthfully sorry, FDR. I have been hell-bent on this shapeshifting clown in Derry, Maine? I hope you and I can workout some New Deal!”

— Jul 09, 2026 05:57PM

Evan Hernandez is 45% done

— Jun 21, 2026 03:28PM

Evan Hernandez is 40% done

— Jun 18, 2026 08:31AM

Evan Hernandez is 36% done

Quite wonderful!

— Jun 15, 2026 06:07PM

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