maya ☆’s Reviews > The God of the Woods > Status Update

there has been MAJOR plot twists since my last update and i'm genuinely pointing the finger at everyone like this camp is so damn messy!!!! and neglectfully dangerous!!!!!!

okay maybe there's a man in the woods, but now i 90% believe the father van laar and grandfather van laar both have something to do with their children/grandchildren's disappearances. like there's no way these two aren't involved in some degree, literally look how they talk and walk!!!!!

okay um so there's a man in the woods and that's like... never good! ever!

but um....... hopefully it's not the god pan! bcs even though this is a literary thriller, i still think this could def jump into the fantastic at ANY turn and the god pan is not exactly... kind!

so all the van laars are suspicious as FUCK

part one is done and we're already being messy asf LMFAOOO like come on louise.... get it together girl!!