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Melodi Colvin
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“Did you name your woodchipper after the beloved Sesame Street character Cookie Monster and then teach a raven to beg for human snacks made from the people you murdered?”
— Jul 22, 2026 09:34AM
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Melodi Colvin
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“I’m desperate for a taste of you, Harper.”
we are finally so close to a confession i can taste it. one of you will tell the other about ur true feelings or even your true self!! very soon!!!
— 7 hours, 22 min ago
we are finally so close to a confession i can taste it. one of you will tell the other about ur true feelings or even your true self!! very soon!!!
Melodi Colvin
is on page 213 of 400
“I’m crafting-a-corpse, what does it look like? I’m killing this asshole.”
harper and nolan getting closer YES YESYES
— Aug 10, 2026 09:55PM
harper and nolan getting closer YES YESYES
Melodi Colvin
is on page 155 of 400
hate sex!!!! finally!!!!!! oh my god oh my god!!! now if only nolan would believe the things harper says 😞
— Jul 24, 2026 10:44PM
Melodi Colvin
is on page 72 of 400
ok so my guess was right about harper! i’m a genius. but there’s a TWIST omg heheh…
— Jul 19, 2026 11:11AM
Melodi Colvin
is on page 41 of 400
okay! so! started off with a wood chipper (which i was warned about) and i thought okay we’re getting right into it. really curious about harper’s past and i have my guesses so far but i feel like i’m wrong. noah is also keeping me on my toes because i’m not sure what type of victims he goes for so i’ve got my eye on him!
— Jul 18, 2026 06:41PM