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“He might wake up tomorrow to find he’s a little shorter than he used to be” The Lizard what does that even mean 😭 did u cut off his legs ???

BOO !!! omg she’s so diva already

He’s infuriating bro idc if he did it or not anymore

HES FUCKING WEARING GREEN HOODED TOPS, GREY SWEATPANTS, AND RED FUCKING NIKES ?!?! JAIL HIM JUST FOR THAT I FEAR

“I broke my hand on his face.” Good.

HE SENT FUCKING WHAT BECAUSE OF CRITICISM OF HIS DUMBASS APP ??!!!

HELL YEAH MIRIAM !!! SUE HIS ASS GET THAT BAG

“I ordered the blueberry pancakes.” Hell yeah Eddie

We know this is fictional because a billionaire actually got arrested.
I’m in 2 minds of this like I feel bad for him cos he’s being framed for a crime he didn’t commit however he’s also a billionaire. Also I keep on forgetting his name lmao

“Is there something I’m missing here?” “Around 50 IQ points.” Holy shit 😭😭😭